Fill those cheeks.
Jump mushrooms. Duck owls. At 30 seeds, heavy cheeks slow you down. At 36+, pressure builds: hold Duck to steady or bank before you stumble and spill a quarter. Three hits end the run.
✳ A SMALL GAME. A VERY REAL HAMSTER.
Stuff your cheeks.
Dodge the wild.
Make it home.
TAKE A BREATHER
Your pouch is safe. The real wheel keeps turning.
0 BANKS · 0 GOALS · 0s NIGHT
BURROW CHECKPOINT · SEPOLIA
Seal this checkpoint on Sepolia. Next Live run starts with nest soft-start.
Next burrow or head home.
✳ REAL HAMSTER. REAL CONSEQUENCES.Public wheel telemetry · optional Sepolia seal
ONCHAIN · ETHEREUM SEPOLIA
BURROW CHECKPOINT
Play stays free. After you bank seeds, or within 60s of a Live wheel block, seal the burrow with one SQK approve to yourself. That arms a nest soft-start on your next Live run. Gas only. Seeds stay local game points, not SQK.
Seal anytime for the chain mark · nest soft-start needs a bank or Live block window
No wallet needed to run. Seal a checkpoint when the window is open.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE ENDLESS RUN
Jump mushrooms. Duck owls. At 30 seeds, heavy cheeks slow you down. At 36+, pressure builds: hold Duck to steady or bank before you stumble and spill a quarter. Three hits end the run.
Real RPM drives your speed. At 70+ RPM, ZOOMIES doubles every pickup. Sleeping? Enter the slower night forest, dodge more owls and mushrooms, and chase survival goals. Seeds and run metres rest with him.
A newly observed block brings gold and a burrow. Land there to bank, shed the weight and keep running. Complete local banking goals, or head home to save every seed and end your run. Optional: seal that bank on Sepolia for a nest soft-start next Live run.
Live reads Squeektoshi's hardware telemetry every ~5 seconds. Sleeping is playable: survive the night without earning new seeds or run metres. No signal? Enter a clearly labelled waiting room; the run freezes until healthy telemetry returns. No secret simulation. New projected blocks are observed once, never replayed on reconnect. Seeds are local game points, not SQK.
What we actually read: measurement.rpmMilli, coreStatus, freshness, hardware provenance, oracle health, and builder.projected.blockHeight from the public status API ↗. We validate source timestamps and reject unknown data.
Projected ≠ settled. Projected blocks include accepted wheel work that may not yet be settled on Ethereum Sepolia. The settled height is shown separately. Checkpoints are game events, not transactions or issued tokens.
Your device, your records. Live and Practice records are saved separately in this browser. Run metres are game distance, not the hamster's measured distance. The optional burrow checkpoint is a zero-value SQK approve to yourself on Ethereum Sepolia after a bank or inside a Live block window. It spends only gas, arms a local nest soft-start, and does not mint rewards.
Independent fan project by 0xyas. Original pixel artwork and runner mechanics. Not affiliated with or approved by Squeekchain. No IMD build or verification is claimed yet. API reference ↗